Brain Droppings
by George Carlin
Dissecting the euphemisms that run us.
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Carlin's 1997 collection of short riffs, lists and rants takes apart the language of power: euphemisms, corporate-speak, patriotism, religion, 'soft language' that makes cruelty sound polite. It is bite-sized, so you can read three pages in a waiting room and carry the argument all day. Carlin treats words as the place where power hides, and a sentence as something you can catch lying.
Where This Book Lives
Pass with note: written in the 90s, with a handful of jokes that punch sideways and haven't aged well. It is also a gateway for readers who love comedy more than theory. Closest relative: How to Talk Dirty and Influence People (Lenny Bruce), who is Carlin's own lineage.
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Four Lions(2010)
dir. Chris Morris
Same themes: Religion and Politics, Satire
Would-be bombers who can't get out of their own way.
Four British Muslim men in Sheffield decide to become suicide bombers. Omar is sincere and sharp, Waj is a follower, Barry is a loudmouth convert, and Faisal is trying to train crows to carry explosives. A training trip to Pakistan goes badly wrong, the plan changes shape again and again, and the target ends up being the London Marathon.
Why it’s here: The punk move is the target: Morris takes the most feared subject of the decade and finds the comedy in it, aiming the joke at the ideology and the men chasing it, not at Muslims as a group. After about three years of research with police, terrorism experts and imams, and with British Muslim writers and actors shaping the script, the film sees would-be bombers as sad, bickering, self-important and heartbreakingly human. The pedagogy is in that last part. It shows how a movement offers a lost young man a place and a purpose, how group pressure and ego drive the plan more than belief does, and how the authorities' own blunders belong to the same farce. It treats a suicide bombing as the end of the joke, which is why the ending is hard to watch. Critics split, and some found it a miss, but it makes a useful companion to any serious reading on radicalization.
Where to watch: Free on Kanopy, TubiLetterboxd ↗

The Importance of Being Earnest(2002)
dir. Oliver Parker
Same themes: Hypocrisy, Satire
Two men, two lies, one name: Ernest.
Two Victorian bachelors each invent a fictional alter ego named "Ernest" to escape their obligations, until both fictions collide with the women they're courting — who each insist on marrying a man named Ernest. Adapted from Oscar Wilde's play.
Why it’s here: Punk in weaponizing wit against Victorian propriety — every double life and invented relative is Wilde mocking a society obsessed with appearing respectable rather than being honest. Pedagogical in showing how absurd social rules reveal themselves once you refuse to take them seriously.
Where to watch: Streaming on Paramount+, MGM+; also on KanopyLetterboxd ↗
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Different time, different place. The same thing keeps happening.
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The tourist brochure, answered.
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The oldest sex strike in history. Still works.
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The colonizer’s real weapon was the classroom.
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Forever...
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The teen novel they banned for telling the truth.
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For the family bookshelf
Same idea, written for a younger reader. Good for reading together.
Consent (for Kids!): Boundaries, Respect, and Being in Charge of YOU
Rachel Brian

Consent as a skill, not a lecture.
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My Body! What I Say Goes! (2nd Edition)
Jayneen Sanders

A no a four-year-old can say out loud.
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Frindle
Andrew Clements

He invented a word. The whole town tried to stop him.
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The Rooster Who Would Not Be Quiet!
Carmen Agra Deedy, illustrated by Eugene Yelchin

The law said be quiet. The rooster disagreed.
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