Brain Droppings

Brain Droppings

by George Carlin

Dissecting the euphemisms that run us.

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you want a bite-sized dose of someone saying what you've been thinking.

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Carlin's 1997 collection of short riffs, lists and rants takes apart the language of power: euphemisms, corporate-speak, patriotism, religion, 'soft language' that makes cruelty sound polite. It is bite-sized, so you can read three pages in a waiting room and carry the argument all day. Carlin treats words as the place where power hides, and a sentence as something you can catch lying.

Where This Book Lives

Pass with note: written in the 90s, with a handful of jokes that punch sideways and haven't aged well. It is also a gateway for readers who love comedy more than theory. Closest relative: How to Talk Dirty and Influence People (Lenny Bruce), who is Carlin's own lineage.

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